4 New Uses For Your Laser Pointer
(Now That You’re Web Conferencing)
I know. It was hard for me to let go also.
In the whole of history, has anyone ever declared “Behold, GROWTH” with such a sense of accomplishment as when pointing at a line graph with an invisible red beam? Of course not. Are on-screen pointers nearly as fun? No. And we can admit when we’ve been beat.
But don’t worry, we here at Fuze Meeting like to make sure you enjoy 360 degrees of customer service, providing life solutions for otherwise sticky problems.
4 New Uses for Your Laser Pointer
1. PET EXERCISE – Happy March and all, but did you really want to go outside in this weather?
2. PROTECTING HOUSE (also requires a smoke machine) – Any burglar worth his salt could tell you that a laser beam wafting in smoke at the front door means man eating tigers at the back door. Best to stay away.
3. DANCE PARTY LASER SHOW – Glow stick brandishers, step aside. There’s a new kid in town and he’s wielding a laser pointer. Next article: What To Do With Your Glow Sticks Now That You’ve Switched to Laser Pointers Now That You’ve Switched to Web Conferencing.
4. GO SEE AVATAR – Remember how the planet of Pandora used to be all blues and greens? Me neither! Bring 2 and enjoy the 3D experience before it’s too late!
Now slip that pointer in your back pocket, hug your kids and crawl into you own bed. After all, you chose to live here for a reason and thanks to a little web conferencing; you’re right where you belong.
Got a use for pointers that we didn’t think of? That’s what the comment section is for.
Photo courtesy of Sulmhoor
I never used my pointer responsibly anyway – thanks for the tips
I think it would be a good tool for a mother-in-law to point out dirt spots in her perfect son and daughter-in-law’s home.
i thought #2 was my favorite reason. then i read #3. now they’re both my favorites.
it seems to me you’d be happy to do away with laser pointers entirely…they are red lights after all…
>;-)
I like to blind rock stars, like Paul Stanley for example. Loads of fun.
I like option #1!… makes me miss my childhood pet, Lucy the French Bulldog. She went crazy for the “red bug.” At the end of a long exercise session we used to focus the pointer on a Cheerio so she could enjoy the satisfaction of actually “catching” it 
Well, very clever…and how very thoughtful of you to ensure satisfaction to the pup in the end. See you in PETA ads soon!
AH! I’ve been exposed!!! Yes, Kora (and thank you for announcing to the world). Your Fuze Meeting Community Manager has an unreasonable fear of red lights. Particularly those on digital clock numbers, light switches that glow red when in the off position and now, laser pointers.
Add a response
Follow Us On Twitter
fuzemeeting: Doing your best to spare some air? Good job! Telecommuting also has it's headaches, though! http://fuze.me/9Sr #sparetheair
9/02/10 06:45PM
Hey so what does fuze have as far as online meetings are concerned? My co. has ‘go to’ on a few of their machines but it’s a pain to conference with people that don’t have it, and since 1/2 our office is in Hawaii, we often telecon. I’d like to push an alternative down here, but do you have info on what features you have and how much a subscription costs? (I can’t really go to my boss without that info, and I’m desperately trying to avoid Microsoft products since Vista hit the waves).